WHY, HELLO THERE!
I am a licensed unicorn breeder. My fart smells like strawberries. And I eat rainbows for breakfast.
I collect Valyrian steel swords, arakhs, phasers and shuriken. No, I am not delusional. You just lack imaginaton.
On a more serious note, my name is Joan. Or you can call me Najo, think of nachos, that way you will be less likely to forget it– see what I did there? Now, my delicious name has been immortalized in your subconscious.
I have been blogging since 2003. I do not write as often, but I finally decided to make my blog a little more worth your while. The first step is switching hosts from Livejournal to WordPress, so this blog is currently a work in progress.
I love learning. This is why I travel, climb, run and do all the other crazy things I do. I also have potentially annoying fangirl tendecies; my fondness for particular titles and genres usually gives that away.
My writing skills and drive are unreliable and normally cannot catch up with my wanderlust and curiosity, that or I’m just lazy. Therefore, most of the time, this website is outdated.
WHY THE UNICORN BREEDER?
Unicorns equate to happy thoughts. And because I love unicorns, period.
REALLY NOW, ARE YOU SERIOUSLY HAPPY?
We all go through discouraging phases in life (yah know, when day becomes darker than night and stars start to die). I still go through it from time to time, but I choose to look at the brighter side of things more often than not. As the saying goes: life is short! Shit happens, and it just makes more sense to be happy.
HOW CAN I REACH YOU?
I’m surprised you found anything of interest on this website. You can always drop a comment on any page. You may also connect with me via Facebook and Twitter. I usually do not bite when I’m in a good mood.